Aquatic Tourist Prison
Hey everyone
As stated before, we have just returned from Halong Bay. Continuation of this subject will restart in a few sentences, but for now let me just say that I have sustained major trauma and carnage from the over friendliness of my right calf and the exhaust pipe of our motorbike "the red wave." Yes, its true... I managed to burn the shit out of my leg... it didnt hurt at the time, but now I have massive burns in the shape of a pig snout.. Looks like I am gonna have brand number two (or three depending on who you ask). Anyway, I am keeping it clean and should remain gangrene free. Being a road warrior has taken a toll on me. By the way, Phuong took us to the museum in Hanoi during rush hour a few days ago and i was initiated into Road Warrior status through trial by fire. We are talking skinny winding roads, huge busses, cows, carts, no traffic laws, no traffic lights, no traffic signs, no lanes, and 3000 motorbikers... plus we three idiot americans.. It was such a rush!! I am in love with the "red wave" and will be purchasing one when I get back. So much better than a car!
Ok now for the resuming of Halong Bay.
The bay is beautiful. over 1000 limestone islands rising out of green water. Unfortunately, it is so beautiful that the tourist industry has taken a major toll on the natural beauty. There are scores of "junks" which are really just highly polluting motor boats with sails that only go up when it is a major photo opportunity. The bay is quite littered and many indigenous people row small boats packed with random junk food, cigarettes, and "cold beer" (cold is not so cold in Vietnam we have learned). However, the place is still killer and is on the mend now that UNESCO has stepped in and converted much of the bay into a world heritage site. This has helped the people continue their fishing lifestyle and deterred tourism from killing the mangrove and coral forests. Halong Bay is full of "floating villages" which are literally boats with houses on them where communities of people fish and live. They are not particularly pretty, but they are incredibly interesting. We went kayaking in the bay this morning in the midst of a floating village. It was slightly awkward invading their space, as people went about their business, cleaning their houses, throwing away the trash, and the such. There we are, american tourists who payed next to nothing, and we are floating outside the backs of their houses staring...
This is the last time we do a guided tour. It was very constricting, and it seemed to demean the power and beauty of the bay. It felt like a bad day excursion from a cruise ship.. Remember "who let the dogs out" mom and dad? It was kinda like that.
So we fly to Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon) tomorrow night, which will be a whole new experience. Cant believe we have only been here 5 days... So much has happened. I still cant believe I am here.
Love you all and cant wait to read the comments.. Keep em coming!
J

6 Comments:
Ok,
Must have a postcard from Saignon. Repeat, must have a postcard from saigon!
Missing you loads... vaseline the shit out of that leg, you want to avoid a nasty ass scar. I wish that you could fax me one of those coffee thingys you keep talking about!
By the way, I am sitting in my living room right now and the creepiest guy ever is installing my alarm. I got so creeped out that I had meghan bring Lucy and Merky over (Chelsea is at training camp still). He was so weird... he like immediatly asked to use my bathroom and then I couldn't help but think of all the Oprah episodes where like weird cable guys, etc. would come in, do whatever it is they were meant to do, but put like a peep hole or a camera in the bedroom or the shower. Now I am terrified because he is installing my alarm, and could very well know how to access whatever code I end up picking. Ridiculous! So, I want Lucy to attack him if need be.
OK, sorry, I have to go now, because he is staring at me, and if he asks me to see the rest of the apartment... I am calling the cops!
TTYL
Jeff, sorry I'm posting so much, but you know me...I'm proud of your bravery but scared for you more than that. Keep that leg clean and dry whatever you do. Do you have antibiotic ointment? This is murder for a Mom. Oh boy, love you, Mom PS, you are an excellent writer and yes! i DO REMEMBER WHO LET THE DOGS OUT. iT was suffering beyond words.
I misspelled my own name by mistake, I've not become Italian suddenly.
Hey mom and dad-
DOnt worry I am keeping my leg clean. I am not about losing a leg to a motorbike burn.. Just woke up and am having some coffee before our last day in Hanoi. We fly tonight to Saigon, but Hanoi has really been an amazing experience.. and its only the first place we have been to.
Love you guys!
J
Yes! The first injury in your SEA trip! Can I call your burn the line of fire? I was wondering when you'd get a motorbike, I can't believe it took you almost having your leg burned off half way across the world to convince you that they are a safe and cool means of travel ;-)
It sounds like you're having SOOOO much fun. I'm kind of jealous, but totally looking forward to all of the pictures and wild stories you can't blog about since all of your parents are reading this.
By the way hi Mr. and Mrs. Campbell, Aunt Mary, Aunt Maryann and Uncle Bob! I'm sure your children are having no such experiences--although, their good influence is stuck in her sweltering office at St. Scholastica...
I'm kidding.
Okay, kids and parents. I must bid you farewell as I should probably buy my residential permit some time this year.
Hugs and kisses!
Ash
Jeff, I'm watching Prime Time Live's "American Apparel" profile, very admirable that they are pro worker environment and all American production, very cool, you'd be proud. Did you arrive Saigon A-OK?
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