wild butt tales

so we got back from halong bay which jeff informed on pretty well so i'll fill you in on the ever titilating and suspenseful wild butt which i have been experiencing since my first day here... diarrhea on a boat. yes it sucked. our second and final day on the boat we were kicked out of rooms with several hours to go before port so that they could be cleaned for the next group of captive tourists made to stick to the stupid schedule. there was one bathroom available after that for crew and guests and there was no way i could do that to everyone. i asked our guide if i could use a room and he misunderstood the reason. result: jeff and molly explaining to the whole boat that i was going to be splattering and repainting the walls and so could not use the bathroom that everyone else needed. fun.

gotta go ride a motorbike!
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